Parma's Burp

Parma's Burp is the first episode of The Ultimate Winner.

Opening Sequence
After the intro plays, Borex announces a new object show in The New York Camp Universe called The Ultimate Winner. Pierogi asks if the first challenge is to say "supercalifragilisticexpalidocious" 5 times fast, and Borex then says the first challenge is the classic platform challenge, but he WD-40ed the platform.

Challenge
All 24 contestants are shown on the platform, and then Signaly jumps off while saying "Bee-do, bee-do!" Hanger then decides to throw Gourdy into the water after throwing Throne, Pluggy, and Quarter into the water. Then, Treadmill is shown, bashing through Pierogi, Light Cap, Buzzer, and Ununpentium Token, who all fall into the water. Then, Soap Bar is shown tripping over Icicle, who tells Soap Bar to be careful. Because both Icicle and Soap Bar are slippery objects, their collision knocks both of them into the water. Rose Quartz then asks Pier Luigi if she is a very beautiful and friendly gemstone. Pier Luigi responds by "activating Parmaball," and throws a countryball with the flag of Parma (this ball is actually Parmaball) at Rose Quartz, Green Tea, Life Preserver, and Printer. Then, Mr. Sardmen realizes that the challenge is going too slowly, so he uses his World Ending Burp to knock everyone off. Everyone does get knocked off except for Pier Luigi, and he and Mr. Sardmen are declared the team captains. Pier Luigi then falls off the platform.

Teams And Elimination
For his team, Pier Luigi chooses the following people (in order): Light Cap, Rose Quartz, Pierogi, Nail, Green Tea, Life Preserver, Hanger, Quarter, Pillowcase, Soap Bar, and Signaly. Mr. Sardmen chooses the other eleven contestants, who are (in order): Treadmill, Buzzer, Saturn, Icicle, Dryer Sheet, Pluggy, Ununpentium Token, Bathtub, Printer, Throne, and Gourdy. Borex compliments the teams, and ask the captains what they want to call them. Pier Luigi calls his team The Grand Order Of Parma, and Mr. Sardmen calls his the World Ending Winners. Borex then announces that The Grand Order Of Parma is up for elimination because Pier Luigi fell before Mr. Sardmen, but Pier Luigi won immunity for being the team captain.