Mr. Sardmen

Mr. Sardmen is a competitor in The Ultimate Winner, and a team captain. He's noteworthy for his "World Ending Burp", and was recommended to appear by Peekystar.

Parma's Burp
In episode 1, Mr. Sardmen used his World Ending Burp to knock off literally everyone. Thanks to this, he became a team captain, alongside Pier Luigi, who fell off last. Mr. Sardmen didn't fall off, so his team was safe.

Over Cloud And Under Cloud
In episode 2, Mr. Sardmen prevented immediate loss by using his World Ending Burp against Rose Quartz. However, Hanger simply went behind Sardmen to take the flag. Unlike Pier Luigi in Episode 1, Sardmen doesn't have immunity.

Juggling Jumble
Once again, Mr. Sardmen helped win for his team by using his World Ending Burp to launch Edmund and Parmaball at members of The Grand Order Of Parma (including Soap Bar, who was hit by Edmund and slid into some of her teammates). The other factor in Sardmen's team winning was Pillowcase, who sabotaged her team by throwing balls at her teammates, like Light Cap.

The Temple Cats' Chaos
The World Ending Winners already were one step of the way to winning before Sardmen used his World Ending Burp again (Life Preserver threw Gourdy at the temple). Then, Sardmen decided to launch Ununpentium Token and Printer at the temple using his World Ending Burp. Using Gourdy to distract the cats and Light Cap, Ununpentium Token got the immunity slip and won for his team, with the help of Gourdy, Printer, and Sardmen.

Catapult Science Theater 3000
In Episode 5, Sardmen acts as a part of the World Ending Winner's catapult, launching Gourdy with his World Ending Burp, the power of which lead his team to victory.

The Planetary Colonization
In Episode 6, Sardmen is forced to use his World Ending Burp against Throne because she kept knocking the buildings over. The inhabitants of their colony, the pink headed cats, were unintentionally kicked off the planet too, because aiming a burp that ends worlds is rather hard. Thanks to Throne's cat-based rebellion, the World Ending Winners lost. Sardmen didn't get any votes in the subsequent elimination.

Pier Luigi's Descendants
In Episode 7, all of Pier Luigi's Descendants went after Sardmen for leading the enemy team. They somehow imitated Sardmen's World Ending Burp, leading to The World Ending Winners being obliterated.

Escaping Chairdom
Episode 8 is the first episode where Sardmen does not use his World Ending Burp. However, Signaly votes for him to be eliminated, and Saturn rejoins on his team. Sardmen gets out in Round 4 of the musical chairs challenge, but Saturn wins for the World Ending Winners.

Running And Roadblocks
To try to help his team win, Sardmen burps Buzzer, Pluggy, Printer, and Ununpentium Token across the racetrack. He also tries to get Bathtub across, but she was too heavy and eventually made the team lose.

Writing Horrors
Sardmen is mentioned a lot in his team's recap of the show, but he does not physically appear in the episode. This is the second episode where he does not burp, and the first episode he does not physically appear in.

Blocky Runnings
In Episode 11, Dryer Sheet commands Sardmen to get the World Ending Winners' blocks and Saturn to 'get flying' (it is presumed that he placed the blocks). Sardmen, mad at Dryer Sheet, says that he rules the roost. After that, he uses his World Ending Burp to move the blocks, but all of the blocks land on Gourdy.

Coining The Merge
In Episode 12, Soap Bar walks up to Sardmen and asks how his day is going. Sardmen says that he isn't feeling well, and after a little conversation with Soap Bar, he burps. During the World Ending Burp, the coin comes out and Borex then declares Sardmen safe from elimination.

The Platforms Of Hades
After deciding that the challenge is taking too long, he unleashes his World Ending Burp, knocking away Mirror, Ununpentium Token and Buzzer, alongside two cats and Parmaball. However, the burp was on self-propel mode, leading to Sardmen being knocked into the lava by it himself. He placed 3rd, lasting 37 seconds.

Kahoot's A Hoot
Mr. Sardmen lasted until Question 4, earning 80 points. He slipped down to tied 3rd with Printer, Saturn, Icicle, and Light Cap. This is the third episode where Sardmen does not burp.

Bridging The Gap
As Mirror and Gourdy are crossing the bridge, Sardmen goes behind them. As usual, he says the challenge is going too slowly and burps himself, Mirror, and Gourdy across the bridge, causing Mirror to remark that she and Gourdy are flying again. Therefore, all three of them are safe from falling down the black hole.

Mind Your Own Business
Sardmen is partnered up with Buzzer for the business challenge. They do pretty well, getting 1st out of 6 teams. When Hanger brings in Mr. Scooter, he saves everyone from the bad rapping by burping Scooter out of the building, then he and Buzzer proceed to sing a duet of "Voldy's Gone Moldy" from Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.

Access Denied
Mr. Sardmen is first seen agreeing with Buzzer's statement that everyone needs to work together to clear the challenge. He, along with Gourdy and Ununpentium Token, volunteer to go through the first three doors. Sardmen falls to the bottom of a pit, but later burps himself out to reunite with the rest of the group after Gourdy's door had the right passageway. Saturn takes the next door, and flies through the next passageway to find a door. Sardmen tells Saturn he's going to burp everyone else across, and he does so offscreen. He is safe from elimination.

Buzzer And The Snowballs
For the tower defense challenge, Mr. Sardmen is paired up with Light Cap (and thus Parmaball). Later, when Signaly introduces his force field, Sardmen evades it by burping him out of the way, putting Signaly and Icicle up for elimination. However, Sardmen himself is evaded when Saturn shoots Printer's time bomb out of the snowball cannon Buzzer built. He is caught right in the middle of singing "Singin' In The Rain", and his group is knocked off, putting them UFE.

Hill, Slide, And Sinker
Both Sardmen and Signaly got 2 votes in the elimination, so they had to do a tiebreaker, which Sardmen won. Later, Sardmen ruins the challenge for himself, Saturn, Buzzer, Printer, and Ununpentium Token by burping them and their cats off their snowboards.

Night Of The Living Sam
Sardmen, Light Cap, and Buzzer all got one vote, but they were beaten by Sam, who got 3 fake votes and was forced to debut and get eaten by the durian. When Sam encounters Sardmen during the challenge, the latter tries to burp Sam off earth but Sam hits Printer instead, eliminating him.

9 + 10 = ...
Once again, Mr. Sardmen is in the bottom 2 and is safe. During the math quiz, he gets the first question right, and the second one too, but adding the word "burps" onto the answer. He says the circumference of Uranus is 100,000 miles, when it's actually 99,786 miles, eliminating him from the quiz.

Attack Of The Clones
In Barex's show, Sardmen's fake is Mrs. Nemsard. They are slated to have a burping contest, which Sardmen automatically wins due to Nemsard forfeiting.

Succession Situation
In the eliminated contestant vote, Sardmen's voters are Pier Luigi, Throne, Rose Quartz, Dryer Sheet, Hanger, Signaly, and Printer. He is in the bottom 2 but survives because Piston gets more votes. During the challenge, Ununpentium Token tells Borex about where the portal to Catlandia is and gives everyone, especially Nail, a headache. Sardmen tells Borex the challenge is a waste of time and proceeds to burp. The burp somehow goes through the portal and knocks over Pinkbeard's tower, giving Sardmen immunity.

Fight In Flight
Sardmen says the challenge is going too slowly, and burps. This burp backfires, as it knocks Saturn off his platform, and sends Parmaball flying into Sardmen, knocking him off while he laments about his being up for elimination.

Return Of The Forts
At elimination, when Sardmen is declared safe, he is called Sardineman and a sardine appears on his head, causing Sardmen to shout that he's not a sardine. During the challenge, Sardmen finds a trash can in his fort and says it is trash. Peekystar then comes in and tells Sardmen to come to him, which he does.

Old Friends, New Decisions
After so many times being safe from many eliminations, Mr. Sardmen is the final person voted out of The Ultimate Winner by the viewers, giving him fourth place overall. At the eliminated contestant vote, Sardmen votes for Nail because his team is the best and Nail was on The Grand Order Of Parma. He also burps while saying this.

The First Winner
When Mr. Scooter sues Borex, the latter tells Scooter that Sardmen was the one who ended his career. Later, the Kahoot question in the final challenge is based on his main talent, burping. Otherwise, Sardmen is only physically seen in the bleachers and the credits during the episode.

I Sawed This Board In Half!
During the platform challenge, Mr. Sardmen, as usual, says that the challenge is going too slowly and he needs to burp. However, before he does, Quarter literally saws the platform in half, making Grenade very angry and exploding because Quarter used a dead meme. During the explosion, both Sardmen and Bitmap Mr. Sardmen burp. Sardmen is later chosen onto Saturn's team, the Ring Runners.

Puzzling Parkour
Seventh to go on his team, Mr. Sardmen burps his way through the platform course, easily getting the puzzle piece. Thanks to his, Milky, and Saturn's speedy finishes, their team is the first declared safe, despite Prismy slowing them down a bit beforehand.

Outside TUW
Mr. Sardmen has made various appearances outside The Ultimate Winner too. In The New York Camp, Mr. Sardmen appeared as a recommended character in 5B, alongside 4 others promoting the idea that Danny is a Holy Frog. Sardmen's main appearances have been in Peekystar's/Eggnaut's projects, in which his World Ending Burps tend to be louder than that seen in TUW. Sardmen tends to just appear as a joke, or in a jokey manner, and was made as a joke character.

A variant of Mr. Sardmen named Bitmap Mr. Sardmen was recommended by EggNaut for The Ultimate Winner Reloaded, who got in and is currently competing. He was eliminated in Search For Socks.

Two other variants, Rainbow Sardmen and Savage Caveman Sardmen, later debuted in Up The Canyon on their own team.